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Moved and Online

// January 24th, 2010 // No Comments » // Personal

Well hasn’t this just been an on-line hive of activity lately!

It’s odd but the older I get the less I’m inclined to blog. I guess it’s the combination of having more things going on in my life and Twitter to take care of the little link posts that would previously have taken up a couple of hundred posts per year. Either way I’m not planning on making any empty promises about updating regularly nor am I planning to shut it down. I’ll drip the posts out as and when I’m ready thank you very much … starting with this one:

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Get your D&B On!

// January 24th, 2010 // 2 Comments » // Personal

I’ve been rediscovering Drum and Bass recently. For those of you who like it heavy and down right filthly check this bad boy out:

[audio:http://xset.co.uk/media/Stompbox_Spor_Remix_The_Qemists_web.mp3]

Watch out for the break down at 1′30″ … it’ll blow your legs off!!!

I cannot believe I managed to forget …

// November 3rd, 2009 // No Comments » // Personal

August seemed to zip past fast enough to preclude my actually realising a very important milestone has skittered into the temporal void along with the summer.

2009 saw the 6th year of this blog’s existence. 6 years, 1,580 posts, 2,520 comments and goodness knows how many words (actually it’s 270,390 if my SQL is correct … feel free to count them and let me know if I’m off in my calculations).

So happy blogiversary XSet – here’s to many more!

Note: those of you prone to doing a bit of digging will realise that the domain was registered back in May 2001 making the site 8 years old but the blog content only goes back to 2003

Moving – that which we seek (now with added reward!)

// November 2nd, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Personal

As referenced in the kitty post, the GGF and I are now on the hunt for a new place to live. Our requirements are pretty conservative but I though I’d list them here for reference and so I can give people a link to this page should they ask to assist us in the hunt.

Overview

We’re looking to move to fulfil one of the following goals:

  • Considerable monthly savings in rent
  • Considerably improved quality of property

Requirements

Must have / be:

  • Parking for 1 car
  • 2 x Cat friendly
  • A fair whack of storage space
  • sufficient space for small office setup (corner of a room is fine)
  • No shared facilities (i.e. own bathroom!)
  • Well insulated
  • Dry!

Nice to have:

  • Outside area
  • 2 bedrooms
  • More parking
  • Space for a table in the living room / kitchen
  • A-H quals

Location

Ideally looking for something in St Mary but will consider St John, St Ouen, St Lawrence, St Peter.

We’re prepared to consider anywhere for the right place!

Budget

Our current place is costing just over £1,200 per month for a fully furnished 1 bedroom, parking for 1 car plus bike, pet friendly etc.

  • Current Rent: £1,083 p/m
  • Current Utilities: £160 p/m
  • Current Total: £1,243 p/m

We’re happy to meet our existing budget for the right property (although would really like to save a little on the utilities) but for a one bed we’d be looking at a guide price of £800 – £900 a month. To go up to the full £1,083 we’d be looking for 2 bed or very, very nice 1 bed place.

If you are aware of anywhere that might be suitable, please drop me an email (robert@xset.co.uk) or give me a call.

Anyone who successfully recommends the suitable property will be rewarded with a) the eternal gratitude of myself, the GGF and the two pussy hounds and b) a bottle half a case of something eminently drinkable!

A cat too far

// October 27th, 2009 // 3 Comments » // Personal

So the GGF and I are in the process of trying to move house. We’re looking around at various flats to find something within our price range and feature requirements (maybe more on this later) but we keep running into a small snag … well two small furry snags to be more precise.

It turns out that the majority of landlords on this lovely island of ours have a serious objection to pets (which incidentally are nearly always classed alongside children despite the plainly obvious fact the kids can be infinitely more damaging to houses than most pets excluding perhaps the family who own a Rhino and have a tendency to get it a bit squiffy on barley wine) that is causing us a few problems.

What has amazed me is the range of reactions to be asked the (perfectly reasonable?) question “Are you ok with two cats?”. Some landlords have more or less ended the conversation right there as if we’d been asking to move in with a couple of pet cobras or similar. Some attempt to negotiate, indeed one woman who shall remain nameless (mostly because I’ve forgotten her name rather than out of any misguided desire to protect her anonymity) even went so far as to point out that 1 cat was ok but 2 would be unacceptable. Well that’s alright then! We’ll just decide which one of our two we like least and drop her off at the shelter shall we? Why would you even bother telling a prospective tenant that?

I have now taken on board a new strategy – don’t tell them about the cats until we’ve had a viewing and they’ve become quietly and greedily excited about getting two young professional people into their property and have invested an hour or so in the viewing (I’m very thorough when it comes to prospective homes as I’ve been burned in the past by dodgy electricity supplies, damp, crappy neighbours, more damp and trumped up utility bills … and that’s just our current flat). Then spring the question on them just as I’m confirming the deposit details.

I’ve yet to see if this will work any better but at least we can get out there seeing some properties on the off chance that we find the perfect flat and can move in without having to re home either of the two smaller members of our family!

(please note I resisted the considerable temptation to title this post How much pussy is too much? I figured you’d thank me for it in the long run :-)

Tip Top Tunage

// October 1st, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Personal

Very quick post today (because I can) to share a tune that has had me bopping around the room for the past week or so:

[audio:http://xset.co.uk/media/miss_li-bourgeois_shangri-la.mp3]

(Bourgeois Shangri La by Miss Li taken from the album Dancing the Whole Way Home)

Those with good memories will probably recognise it as the music behind the new iPod Nano advert

The rest of the album is similarly awesome (if a little short) so go grab a copy – now!!!

ROVF – Snakes, Sex, Silly Cats, SFX, More Sex and Sozzled Swedes

// August 28th, 2009 // No Comments » // Personal

A bumper family value pack of ROVF for you all this week – think of it as buy one get one free in the sense that you get one free … and get another one free.

Let’s get cracking shall we? And let me say “I have HAD IT with these mother f####n snakes on this mother f####n … cash machine” (editor’s note: this may actually have made more sense as a film than Samuel O’s little in flight romp). Please note the reporter’s desperate attempts to make the story more interesting by changing the pitch of his voice at random… like this story needed making more interesting.

For the first batch of Sex in today’s massive melange of movie moments, we have a classic scenario of a guy, a girl and a half fulfilled wish – what? It’s not like it’s actually her birthday.

At risk of this slot turning into Animals do the Funniest things (which by the way is a show scripted by people, so clearly deprived of humour that a dramatic interpretation of War and Peace through the medium of expressive dance would be classified as “funny”) I have to proffer the following:

How do you like your pussy? If you answered dumb and slightly concussed then you’ll love this and may be interested in the Lower Winklestock Amateur Dramatic Society’s rendition of War and Peace as interpreted through the medium of expressive dance.

For those of you who are still with me – something a little more serious. For the past 100 years we’ve been making movies and for the past 2 years we’ve been sticking them on the Internet. Our next piece is a tribute to those hard working men and women of the Lower Winklestock Amateur Dra… sorry … to the hard working men and women who have taken suspension of disbelief to extremes and provided us with a century of almost believable escapism.

Back to the sex now (I bet you’ve been waiting for this one) and proof that women are a lot like Wireless Networks – some are easier to get onto than others

To wrap up, the final video is 30 odd minutes of an odd swede operating under the most thinly veiled excuse for a constant piss up I’ve ever seen … that said it may prove interesting and should distract you long enough to not notice I’ve slipped quietly out the back before any of you ask for your money back.

TTFN

ROVF – Twitter, Tiny Cars, Haxors, Hog Riding and a couple of gems

// August 21st, 2009 // No Comments » // Personal

And we’re back, back for another weeks worth of funky video highlight which no-one is actually watching because they all gave up on this blog months ago and who can blame them it’s not like I’ve kept on top of posting more than one item a year for the last 6 months and to be honest I’m amazed that people even check in at all although it seems my Amiga post is the most popular thing on the damn site and perhaps I should just focus my efforts on obscure emulation technolgies rather than going to the effort of compiling this weekly list of video highlights …

First up! We have a JAPANESE PIG RODEO. There really isn’t anything at all I can add to explain that any further is there?

Are you on Twitter? If so this break.com re-imagining of BeetleJuice might raise a smile. If not it’s just going to confuse the hell out of you so feel free to move on to…

…big men in small cars in the snow … I know – I’m just too good to you all :)

In an unlikely moment of sobriety (semantically speaking of course) I found the following vid on hacking quite entertaining, if only because it includes clips of my fave 1337 movies

Almost done for the week – penultimately I’ve seen a couple of vids that have taken a literal interpretation of music videos and re-worked the lyrics to the tune to match the words to the oddities of the video. This version of Turn Around by Bonnie Tyler is not necessarily the best vocally but some of it is simply wet yourself funny!

And finally, a classic giggle factory from the Fast Show – Unlucky Alf on a windy day (it’s only on here because it came up in the office on Monday and I’d forgotten just how darned funny he can be)

That’s all from me for this week but see you again in 168 hours for more!

ROVF – Car Washing, Crap Singing, and 2 Lucky Escapes

// August 14th, 2009 // No Comments » // Personal

Welcome back to this collection of (my) highlights of the weeks online video silliness. Rude Tube? Ain’t got nuttin on me!

We kick off with Earth shattering proof that … Britney Spears cannot sing! I mean seriously, who would have guessed that she was humming tunelessly along to a backing track for all these years? I feel betrayed I tell you, betrayed!

Moving swiftly on, my apologies to anyone who actually watched the previous vid all the way through – I should really have added a health warning. Anyway, shooting off in a manner so tangentially it could be described as obtuse (what? to early for Geometary puns?) we have a perfect demonstration of why we don’t use industrial dumper diggers to wash our cars. USE A BUCKET LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!

Onto our 2 lucky guys, the first has a (relatively) lucky escape from a moving train meets van combo (the commentary is rather amusing in a base, colonial fashion, mwaha) and the second narrowly avoids sticking in a very serious relationship with a complete fruitloop (note to self, if leaving the country ensure either a) phone is on or b) cuckoo crazy girlfriend is dumped before leaving)

And just to wrap things up – a very funny demonstration of what it’s like to drive on a selection of drugs – sure its in German and in places is a bit icky but it’s funny!!!

That’s it for this week. I’ll see you next Friday for a further fantasia of fun filled filmic fragments!

Wot’s Wob Weally Watching Wecently

// August 7th, 2009 // No Comments » // Personal

Seriously? This alliteration thing can’t last much longer!

Ok, launching back into the wonderful world of XSet’s temporarily inane content, we have the semi annual roundup of the televisual tidbits that are gracing the evenings of late.

Let’s get started with a catch up – I’m currently up to series four of The Wire and am finding it to be highly addictive (in a slow burning fashion) and immensely likely to influence the way in which I talk… seriously I’ve started agreeing to things with the term A’ight (and I’m not even sure how to type that). That said, the entire run thus far has been satisfying in a manner I haven’t known since ER. In that the character development and plot realism takes a front seat whilst drama and story seems somewhat incidental – amazing writing indeed … and forgive them season 3. There are some gems in there but on the whole consider it a reason to move on to season 4.

Another catchup – True Blood. Not too sure where this stands to be honest. It has tits and gore galore. A healthy measure of black humor in a deep south setting which, truth be told, I’ve always found more intriguing than the standard east / west sea board settings. I’m not up on the series of books that True Blood is based on but it’s a very refreshing approach to the Vampire genre which doesn’t take itself as seriously as Twiglet or the Lestat Saga. Suitable quantities of escapism, violence and sex make for a glorious way to waste an hour. I’m not sure how long they can keep it up but, for the time being, True Blood is well worth a watch. And for those of you who’ve seen it, here’s a little something to make you feel … southern :-)

[audio:http://xset.co.uk/media/BadThings.mp3]

And that’s it … all she wrote.

Suggestions for alternatives and additions are welcome though – what’s upcoming on the Summer and Fall TV schedule that you’re looking forward to?