The Business Jargon Dictionary has a comprehensive list of business-speak including some absolute gems. So if you have no idea how to Think Outside the Box, or Repurpose your Initiatives then check it out.
Some of my favourites:
Assmosis [v.] The apparent absorption of success that comes from sucking up.
Deceptionist [n.] A receptionist whose job is actually to delay or block potential visitors. Ruthless with a polite, perfect smile.
RDB [n.] Rectal DataBase. The origin of ideas that are pulled out of one’s ass.
