The Business Jargon Dictionary has a comprehensive list of business-speak including some absolute gems. So if you have no idea how to Think Outside the Box, or Repurpose your Initiatives then check it out.
Some of my favourites:
Assmosis [v.] The apparent absorption of success that comes from sucking up.
Deceptionist [n.] A receptionist whose job is actually to delay [...]
Archive > January 2007
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I done gone done it again
No content with BSG, Heroes & Veronica Mars as my weekly viewing, I seem to have acquired a copy of season 1 of 24 … I’ve now been late to work* twice in a row … bugger.
*But only 3 or 5 minutes
Things that take you by surprise
A sign on a van this morning:
Mistymax – join the glamourous world of modern air fresheners.
I’m still not sure if they were being serious or not.
Worth watching
As BSG returns after its Christmas hiatus (the latest episode aired last night and I haven’t seen it yet) I can settle back into my usual viewing. That said their are a couple of programmes that I’ve discovered lately that have filled the gap. Be aware that neither of these is particularly new:
Heroes is a [...]
5 Things I’ve achieved this week
1) Bought a new iPod Nano as the Shuffle had decided to abandon the left ear completely. And I love it. 4GB of storage and a nice wheely thing. Plus the 2G Nano’s look much more like the old iPod Mini (hey sis ) and are generally lovely.
2) Grabbed a USB mixer and [...]
ROVT – Phones, Photocopiers and Phloating …
Stretching it a bit?
Yeah ok. Well due to a complete lack of effort on my part you’ll only be getting 3 clips this week, and they’ll be a day late at that.
1) The iPhone caused a lot of fuss … and rightly so as it seems to do everything.
2) Ok, it’s not a photocopier, it’s [...]
Default Password List
Came in very handy yesterday. A list of factory passwords for routers, BIOS, etc – Link
10 CSS Tips from a Professional CSS Front-End Architect
Some pretty good tips for the beginner and expert alike – Link
The Web Developer’s List of Resources
A massive list of web dev resources. I may even bother to read some of them in a while – link
