Archive for January, 2007

Business Jargon Explained

// January 31st, 2007 // No Comments » // Personal

The Business Jargon Dictionary has a comprehensive list of business-speak including some absolute gems. So if you have no idea how to Think Outside the Box, or Repurpose your Initiatives then check it out.

Some of my favourites:

Assmosis [v.] The apparent absorption of success that comes from sucking up.

Deceptionist [n.] A receptionist whose job is actually to delay or block potential visitors. Ruthless with a polite, perfect smile.

RDB [n.] Rectal DataBase. The origin of ideas that are pulled out of one’s ass.

I done gone done it again

// January 31st, 2007 // No Comments » // Personal

No content with BSG, Heroes & Veronica Mars as my weekly viewing, I seem to have acquired a copy of season 1 of 24 … I’ve now been late to work* twice in a row … bugger.


*But only 3 or 5 minutes

Things that take you by surprise

// January 23rd, 2007 // No Comments » // Personal

A sign on a van this morning:

Mistymax – join the glamourous world of modern air fresheners.

I’m still not sure if they were being serious or not.

Worth watching

// January 22nd, 2007 // No Comments » // Personal

As BSG returns after its Christmas hiatus (the latest episode aired last night and I haven’t seen it yet) I can settle back into my usual viewing. That said their are a couple of programmes that I’ve discovered lately that have filled the gap. Be aware that neither of these is particularly new:

Heroes is a fantastic offering from NBC that blends the best of Lost, with … well with nothing I’ve ever seen before. Xmen comes close but there’s no lycra here. 12 or more characters, each with a “special” ability, each unaware of each other but destined to meet over the course of the first half of the first season. It’s utterly brilliant and not afraid of a little drama to keep you engaged. A definite must see. Of course it is not available in the UK yet so I would recommend the following. Plus the season has just returned from its seasonal break and will normally be available by Tuesday morning for those of you in the GMT band.

The second gap filler is Firefly, and to class it as such I do it a grave injustice. How did I manage to get this far from its short lived debut and not watch an episode of Joss Whedons’s awesome space western, space opera thingy? I’d seen Serenity a couple of months ago but had little idea that the basis for the movie was so wonderfully written. Dialogue Buffy …. no scratch that, Angel style, kick ass special effects and a cast far more engaging than anything I’ve outside of BSG make for a very special 14 episodes. The only downside? There is little chance of any more.

But in the mean time there will be more BSG (season 4 has been approved and even if they do *cough* kill off one of the leads it will still be brilliant), Ronnie Mars and Heroes … my new favourite show.


And big love goes out to the person who introduced me to it :-D

5 Things I’ve achieved this week

// January 19th, 2007 // No Comments » // Personal

1) Bought a new iPod Nano as the Shuffle had decided to abandon the left ear completely. And I love it. 4GB of storage and a nice wheely thing. Plus the 2G Nano’s look much more like the old iPod Mini (hey sis :-) ) and are generally lovely.
2) Grabbed a USB mixer and pre amp for an exciting, upcoming project.
3) Ridden a bike to work in Force 6 winds.
4) Ridden a bike home from work in Force 8 winds!
5) Completely failed to get ROVT posted (probably not going to happen this week now so I posted it – sue me).

ROVT – Phones, Photocopiers and Phloating …

// January 18th, 2007 // No Comments » // Personal

Stretching it a bit?

Yeah ok. Well due to a complete lack of effort on my part you’ll only be getting 3 clips this week, and they’ll be a day late at that.

1) The iPhone caused a lot of fuss … and rightly so as it seems to do everything.

2) Ok, it’s not a photocopier, it’s a scanner but it’s still playing Fur Elise.

3) Then we have a cool piece of science where a boat is made to float on nothing… I’m not too sure how they’re supposed to bail it out.

and I’m out.

Have a happy hamster filled weekend and I’ll see ya on the flip side.

MySQL Cheat Sheet

// January 18th, 2007 // No Comments » // Tech

A must have for any MySQL developer with a short memory – Link

Default Password List

// January 18th, 2007 // No Comments » // Tech

Came in very handy yesterday. A list of factory passwords for routers, BIOS, etc – Link

10 CSS Tips from a Professional CSS Front-End Architect

// January 18th, 2007 // No Comments » // Tech

Some pretty good tips for the beginner and expert alike – Link

The Web Developer’s List of Resources

// January 18th, 2007 // No Comments » // Tech

A massive list of web dev resources. I may even bother to read some of them in a while – link