Brilliant – how to fuck with a telesales guy
// November 28th, 2006 // Personal
Next time you get a call from a tele-marketter then feel free to pretend he’s called a crime scene… oh and don’t forget to ask him if he’s gay 
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Brilliant!!!
Very cool. I’d love to be able to do this but somehow whenever I’m confronted with telesales people the energy for mirth and my whole will to live drains right away…
@James – I know the feeling. I have to admit I just hang up on them, never wishing to validate their pathetic job-choice with actual banter. Still I’m all for those with more free time baiting the hell out of unwanted callers.
I do feel sorry for anyone who’s had to take a job cold calling, though. Ah what a piece of work is man, how noble… oh sod it, let’s have a drink and forget the whole damn thing.