If you’re going to spam me at least do it in a language I speak

// January 30th, 2005 // Personal

I mean what is the point of this:

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Sure it looks very nice but doesn’t make a lot of sense to me … anybody care to guess what the heck it’s all about?

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No Responses to “If you’re going to spam me at least do it in a language I speak”

  1. Jeremy says:
    January 30, 2005 at 11:01 pm

    It says “ If you could send us your landing cords we will deliver your state of the art Hindenburg with new and improved fire saftey equipment.

    Your order has also been supplimented, as requested with a lifetime supply of branston pickle and a large peice of cheese. For further offers please contact bizzare shit inc. for our latest list of crap.”

    Or somthing to that effect. cheese

  2. Dafyd says:
    January 31, 2005 at 11:01 pm

    Weirdest piece of spam I’ve had recently included the line “Communism is a cow of many well milked and badly fed.” To this day I have no idea what the hell it was trying to do… I posted the whole message here – it’s an exercise in surrealism!

  3. Lemurgirl says:
    February 1, 2005 at 4:02 pm

    It says:

    Jam jam jam jam jam jam… Dave

    AxXx

  4. Robert says:
    February 1, 2005 at 4:02 pm

    Jam? Jam jam? Dave? Cows? Branston? What the heck are you guys on and where can I get some?

  5. Dafyd says:
    February 1, 2005 at 8:02 pm

    Best Castle ming, I think, is what we’re on, Rob…

  6. Robert says:
    February 1, 2005 at 8:02 pm

    Ahh excellent.Well I’ll be sure to try some when I pop through later this month wink

  7. Dafyd says:
    February 1, 2005 at 10:02 pm

    It’s actually a postcard – if you turn it on its side it looks like the Hong Kong skyline… honest rasberry

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