It’s that time of year when people’s thoughts have turned to gift giving and the finding of an eminently suitable present for each of your friends is no easy task.
With this in mind I’ve decided to provide a list of gifts for some of my dedicated readers.
First up is Markiss and for him I’ve found just the thing. It’s both gross and functional whilst maintaining the required level of tackiness for such occasions. Markiss - enjoy!
As for Jim, what do you get the guy who has a truly lovely wife, 3 (or maybe more) wonderful kids, his own house and a dream job? Well after careful though I figure that the author of a site called Snooze Button Dreams really needs the ultimate in wake-up kit.
Helen is pretty hard to buy for (except for the stuff that she already has listed on her wish list) but I think a fully illustrated copy of the worlds most famous lover’s guide should fit the bill nicely. Just don’t forget to warn your physiotherapist about the potential increase in his workload due to #35 and #723!!!
And the last one for this batch is Jeremy… world of soil? Nah, world of water in your own personal submarine.
I suppose I should warn you that I have no intention of buying any of these but after all, it’s the thought that counts….
23/12/2004 at 10:12 pm Permalink
Could i have it in red please
24/12/2004 at 12:12 pm Permalink
Well thanks for the thought Rob. Very nice indeed. Would look great in my bar (Full of Gin of course) Have a great Christmas yourself and hopefully see you during it
27/12/2004 at 3:12 pm Permalink
and nothing for me..(sniff) i see how it is…
27/12/2004 at 4:12 pm Permalink
That is one sweet clock. Analog with a snooze button! All my years of consumer activism have finally paid off.
Merry Christmas!
28/12/2004 at 11:12 pm Permalink
Pylorns - hey man, I’ll sort something out for you guys. In the mean time you’ll just have to put up with my 2 hits per day!
As for the rest … thanks guys. Maybe when I win the lotto I’ll be able to sort it all out for you.
29/12/2004 at 2:12 am Permalink
He would have got you something if you were a Munu, pylorns.
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