Pieces of Snooze
// August 5th, 2004 // Personal
It seems that I have managed to finish top in Jim’s points leaderboard 2003/2004. As well as being the only thing I’m going to win this year, it also means I get a piece of Jim Story … I must say I’m more than a little trepidatious about the nature of this piece … what will it be?
So in the nature of healthy competition, I’m opening this up to you guys. Give me your best guesses and XSet points (nearly as good as Snooze Points but not recognised in as many countries) will be provided to those who are correct*, funny or just plain sick.
So come on people, you know where the comments box is…
*Unless you are Jim in which case you only get points for funny or sick!
















You remember how I have lived in the great state of California from time to time? And one of those times coincided with one of the operations that Michael Jackson had on his nose? The one where most of the front of it was removed? And that I was working as a surgical technician then?
Well those things have nothing to do with what I’m sending you. As far as the cops are concerned, anyway.
Well that’s reassuring … I think.
Just make sure it isn’t ticking – a friend of mine sent me a new alarm clock with the batteries included – a lot of people were not happy with me over that I can tell ya.
Okay, the suspense is killing me. It’s this.
hehe
Well that is definitely not funny and is very very sick … what’s with all the beards anyway?
The beards provide texture.