Archive > March 2004

Here’s one for Steve…

Bumper sticker for the Internet Generation:

Markiss – make sure he gets to see it!

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I have green p

and it’s kind of sticky. I was given it by a man I met in town this morning. I had to pay nearly ?85 for the privilege but I got what I came for – green p. I’ve been waiting and working for more than a year to get this and now I’ve received it [...]

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I’m kinda reassured by this … or am I?

You’re Transgender Barbie!
You’re well, there’s no way to describe you. Pick a sex and stay with it!
If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
brought to you by Quizilla
(Blatently lifted from LeeAnn – Mistress of all things cheese and quizzy!)

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More fun than you can shake your stick at

Hard at work today … obviously as I managed to pinch these two from Rick (who I’ve never seen before)
The drunken pish simulator – can you keep your shoes dry?
And this one is in very bad taste but is still kind of funny :
Clay Kitten Shooting … PULL!!!
Right, those should keep you busy for a [...]

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And now our journey’s done

For some reason, last night prompted me to read a book that has remained untouched on my shelve for a long while. Prior to this I had attended the inaugural meeting of the Jersey Petanque Association (JPA) on overly long winded affair with far too much bickering and settling of scores for my tastes but [...]

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Stumbling

Hi All,
Another weekend gone then. And what did I do this weekend? Well, aside from the usual mess of weekend activities, the sole highlight would have to be Sunday’s petanque match – we totally kicked ass!
There are a couple of bits I’ve foundrecently that I’d like to share. First off is this weird pipe surfing, [...]

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I sometimes wonder if the whole world has gone stark raving mad

We just got the first real batch of XML data through the webservice that I probably haven’t told you about before and … guess what… they’d changed the XML schema and hadn’t bothered to tell us!
Now anybody who’s worked with XSLT will know that the one surefire way to bugger up the transform is to [...]

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Some Friday Fun

First off is this little gem from Markiss – why you really shouldn’t sing at work
And then a perfect example of a room with enough space for a cat to swing itself
What? They made me laugh!

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Do these come in a large?

Well I haven’t done one today so:

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Looks like Mel is making a killing

Although not int he way he’d like.
Pastor dies at Passion screening
Now I haven’t been to see this film yet but surely, if you are a devout, elderly individual with a dickey heart, going to see the most graphic and violent depiction of the crucifixion of Christ ever filmed isn’t a good idea?

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