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Smell My Cheese!!!

// January 30th, 2004 // Personal

Oh wow, today’s cheddar has to be sarcastic… how original.

1. What sucked today?

Hey man, nothing sucked today. I’m really enjoying the fact that I have to get up at 7, drive to work in the company of psychos and morons and then spend a whole 10 minutes breathing time filling out this lovely quiz. Yeah man, life’s fucking GREAT!!!

2. How are ya doing?

Bite me!!!

3. Got any plans for the weekend?

Yeah I thought I’d fire up the ole chainsaw and go on a mass murdering rampage through my parish … either that or gardening.

4. Hey, is that a new haircut?

Ugh, yes – how’d you know that? *sorry no sarcasm but I really did have a new haircut yesterday*

5. What’s up?

The Bronx! *dumbass*

6. Spare some change?

Sure, do you take Amex?

7. What is it with kids today?

I dunno Bob, what with all the drugs we’re feedin’ em nd the total lack of a decent educational system, not to mention the plethora of violent movies nd computer games they are subjected to form an early age, and of course the rising trend of disinterested parents -… well takin’ all that into account you would have thought they’d be growin’ up just fine!

Acutally, that was strangely satisfying … oh well, more cheddar next week!