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Comments and apologies and poems (from toby)

// August 29th, 2003 // Personal

First off, some of you may have noticed that there is now a comments facility on this blog. I’m not too sure if it works properly yet but its better than nothing.

Secondly, I must apologise to all those (well 2) people who signed the guestbook. It has since been accidentally deleted (really!) so i’ve lost your messages. I think i’ve got a back up somewhere and so will endevour to put them back when I get time.

And now, a poem

The New Al Capone
My name is Al Capone,
I live in Millenium Dome,
I shoot holes in the roof,
I’ve got a photo here as proof.

I sit there, right on top,
There’s a cafe and a shop,
Drink tea on the veranda,
Accompanied by a panda.

I prance along the meadow,
‘Twixt poppies, grass and hedgerow,
I piss into the lake,
I eat a slice of cake.

I swim upon the ocean,
Drink my magic potion,
Catch a shooting star,
Drink spirits in the bar.

Fiddle with my bits,
Stare at young girls’ tits,
Eat an ample meal,
I murder, rape and steal.

Growing ever fatter,
Talk, dicuss and natter,
Investigate a crime,
(I solve them all the time).

Jump into a pit,
See a snake, get bit,
Die upon my bed,
Drunk and off my head.